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Are you vexed by a troubling stain upon your dark black soul?

I've noticed lately that a lot of you aren't being very gothic, or are going about it in the completely wrong way. In order to whip you pathetic gawthlings into shape, I, James Van Der Beek, have unleashed my ub3r-l33t h4x0r sk1llz and cordoned off a subsection of the Forum 3000 Matrix for the use of my loyal subjects. Submit your problem to Van Der Beek 3000 and let our simulated Ikons of GothicknessTM guide you down the true path of woe and misery..

Please choose an Ikon to act as your Oracle in this most troubling issue which you present before us. While your Oracle may not answer your question directly (if you receive an answer at all), it will help the rest of the Ikons to place your issue in the proper perspective.

James Van Der Beek
Uncle Andy
Fat Bob
The Count
Jim Thirlwell
Cthulhu
Boo's Pants
Spike
pierogie
Ask away:
Disclaimer: Gothickness is a matter of pretension and angst. The entire contents of this website does not necessarily represent the views of any person, simulated or otherwise. Van Der Beek 3000 is not endorsed by the simulated persons or, in the case of fictional characters, their creators. Following the advice of Van Der Beek 3000 is probably not good for your general heath and well being, and may cause discoloration of the urine or feces!!!